Africa To Send Troops, Food Parcels To Uk As Riots Spread
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Posted 12 August 2011 - 01:44 AM
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Posted 12 August 2011 - 01:46 AM
“For instance, we have launched an ‘Adopt an English child’ programme,” Khumalo explained, showing journalists brochures featuring the faces of English kids. “If you donate a mere R50 a month, you can see to it that sweet little Johnny from Peckham receives a basic education, a pack of condoms and a pair of pimpin’ Nikes.”
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“As a humanitarian, it’s the least I can do,” Hofmeyr said yesterday. “I look at those photos of the adorable little beasts knifing each other in fights over looted X-Boxes and I want to hug them and give them a nice hot cup of Milo.”
Hahaha.
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Posted 12 August 2011 - 01:50 AM
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