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Before Marriage - - -

Started by Aqidah_police, Jan 07 2008 01:40 AM

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#1 Aqidah_police

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 01:40 AM

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

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#2 Nays

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 01:51 AM

'aww how slack' lol

Edited by Nays, 07 January 2008 - 01:53 AM.

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#3 ocean

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 07:34 AM

lol

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#4 Guest_buriedaway_4536_*

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 11:38 AM

!!!

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#5 Rawina

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 02:52 PM

'aww how slack' lol

Salam...

When I started reading from the top ..I really didn't know what to expect....until I read it from the bottom... and boy did I laugh. :lol:

Great one

.....I would love to read more..lol

Rawina

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#6 Bint Halal

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 03:47 PM

loool Ohh Mean

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#7 ocean

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 04:09 PM

i was dumb enuf to not realise why ppl found it so funny :doh:

i had to read the msg again down the bottom to understand grrr
nevertheless, its a good one lol.

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--If Religion was Object Oriented Language (eg: C++) then Islam would be equivalant to Base Class and a Muslim would be an Inferface Object.

--There is no greater act than trying to explore what is greater.�

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#8 OhSoWhiSpeR___

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 06:19 PM

ROFL
LOL

that was soo bad.. :lol:

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He replied, obey your father and do not disobey your mother. In another words apply wisdom between both.

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#9 saed

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 05:58 PM

omg it took me a while to get that but verry funny lol

Edited by saed, 20 January 2008 - 05:58 PM.

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#10 Shamsy

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 11:51 PM

Dear Lord!

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O you who are seeking your Lord, when has your Lord ever looked to your physical body's prostration in comparison to the hearts,
Learn the Prostration of the heart! Habib Umar bin Hafeedh.

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#11 Gaybriel

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Posted 21 January 2008 - 12:48 PM

lol- mr cynicism

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#12 Chova

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Posted 22 January 2008 - 07:49 PM

Roflllll

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#13 susu85

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 08:14 PM

lollllll,

Thatssss hilariousss good one

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#14 beauty-luscious

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 08:26 PM

MEN what can we say about you species???

cant live with you...cant wlive without you

lollll :dance:

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#15 pepe

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:45 PM

MEN what can we say about you species???

cant live with you...cant wlive without you

lollll

i think we say exactly the same about women :ph34r:

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#16 Aqidah_police

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 05:51 PM

i think we say exactly the same about women

LOL so true Ay.

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#17 unbiased

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 06:00 PM

LOL so true Ay.

Yep

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#18 beauty-luscious

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 06:02 PM

i think we say exactly the same about women

LOL its good to know you cant live without us woman... :dance:

but then again...there was never a doubt hahahah

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#19 unbiased

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 06:06 PM

LOL its good to know you cant live without us woman...

but then again...there was never a doubt hahahah

Nah thats just most guys.

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#20 beauty-luscious

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 06:14 PM

Nah thats just most guys.

awwwww its ok to admit the truth no matter how much it may hurt! :yay:

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#21 Nadzz

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 12:11 PM

Salaam its funny

AH :lol:

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#22 unbiased

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 02:49 PM

awwwww its ok to admit the truth no matter how much it may hurt!

Some guys are more capable of surviving without female assistance than others.

I.e.Chefs

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#23 polymath

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 09:57 PM

Some guys are more capable of surviving without female assistance than others.

I.e.Chefs

And brothers who know how to make their beds, do the washing without mixing the whites with the, uh, what? Blacks? So they don't come out purple? Hrm, seriously, I am revealing too much about myself here!

I thank Allah (swt) I have a sister who is a chef and has agreed to teach me how to cook and use a washing machine! And how to make the bed. And how to vacuum - I did so once and various things on the coffee table clinked their way to the dust bag...

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