Lyrics for Part One - The Surfing Surfer
Wouldn't it be nice if the world were Cadbury?
You could surf inside a chocolate tube
Ride your board across the wave forever
Get wiped out and never get a bruise
And if a shark came up and tried to bite you
You could say 'I'm chocolate - I invite you'
Wouldn't it be nice?

Lyrics for Part Two - Postal madness
Wouldn't it be nice if the world were Cadbury?
Chocolate roads and trees and birds and bees
Delivering all kinds of letters daily,
Every kind of purple parcel too.
And if the dog did try and grab a mouthful,
You could bite him back he'd taste delightful!
Wouldn't it be nice?

Lyrics for Part Three - Soccer superstar
Wouldn't it be nice if the world were Cadbury?
You could be a soccer super star.
The referee would blow his chocolate whistle,
A shot a goal would even break the bar.
And if you scored the winner
You could have the cup for your dinner.
Wouldn't it be nice?


Lyrics for Part Four (July 2003) - Family holiday
Wouldn't it be nice if the world were Cadbury?
Riding in the car would be a tasty treat.
Changing gears would soon become a problem
Cadbury dairy milk is so good to eat
When you arrive at your destination,
You'll be greeted with an exclamation!
Wouldn't it be nice?


Lyrics for Part Five (April 2005) - Maze crazy
Wouldn't it be nice if the world were Cadbury?
You could play inside a chocolate maze.
Run around and round to reach the middle
What a big surprise for you awaits.
And if you couldn't find your way to freedom,
No need to run, just face the walls and eat 'em!
Wouldn't it be nice?



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There is also a new one out about going to the cinema and biting someone's head -- I still gotta find the lyrics to that BUT AINT THOSE ADS REALLY COOL?

I haven't eaten Cadbury since like forever and now I am hooked onto them again haha...

Anyway...

Why not we make our own lil jingles using the "wouldn't it be nice" theme??

i think those adds a VERY violent! Imagine children going to school trying to bite and eat other children and their pets

do u know what the violentist ad at teh moment is? teh one where the woman comes and hits her husband on the head with a wrench! i forgot what its for but ithink its tooviolent to be an ad!

Wouldn't it be nice if the world loved Muslims?
We would all get along so great
Everybody would laugh at Peter Overton
ASIO would be on a permanent break

how's that?

ur a classic sis

Wouldnt it be nice if the world were Cadbury,
the world would be so brown and pretty,
its like staring down the toilet,
its so extremly brown and................

.....I dont think that 1 will be too popular

uh zubair!

Here's an Arabic version of the above:

al dunya al cadbury yakoon hiloo
feekun tal'aboo fil maze al chocolat
ar kud wa arkud hatta towsal illa al nis
ma ahla al mufaghi'a
itha laysa la'aat al freedom
la tarkad, wajhak fil haat wa kol minha
aaaah, ma ahla hatha al hayat!

Sarah: that ad is for dishwashing powder - I think its a classic..!!

What now sis?
what have i said/done now?

hureyah

Dude sirzubair you have to admit that ad you made up was gross...

Remember my Ad everytime you're about to buy a choclate bar,and i promise you,in a years time You will notice the Kg's dropping off like bird droppings....

"Wouldnt It Be Nice If The World Were Cadbury?"
hhm... it would be sad then... there would be no woman left for any man.

word for freedom "horeyya"
lol

In a way that will be sad.....

...On the other hand.........

yeah the world would be so less in troubles.

I wouldnt go that far bro
The world would be alot worse if it wasnt for women.

but Me on the other hand,i would be in trouble alot less if it wasnt for women

chocolate produces the same endorphins as when.....

hmm .. na.

...and you're Egyptian!

carry on Astral... what is endorphins and what effect does it have?

hmm the land of chocolate (homer simpson)

lol nope

Ocean

See here, my friend:
http://www.chocolate.org/

nyum nyum....

Quite interesting Astral thank you.

hey y'all, i think this thread is copyrighted! ive had that slogan under my name for over a year now.

well, if it entices more fellow chocoholics, then so be it yummmmm

i didnt even notice till u mentioned it now

bwahahahahaha